This is awkward.
I thought Earth was one of the smaller planets.
I thought Earth would be a sneeze, a cough, and a bless you to take over. So, yeah. I didn’t bring any minions.
Just fabulous me.
That really should have been enough. I’m awesome. I’m fabulous. I’m…I’m…Well. Darn it all! I’m awe-inspiring. That’s what I am.
No one told me that these creatures had weapons.
No one told me that we aren’t immune to their weapons.
Darn it all!
No one told me anything!
*angry stewing* *violent muttering* *aggressive swearing*
I’ve been set up.
As soon as I get out of this…Area 51, heads will roll.