Oops! I May Have Made A Critical Error In Judgment


I escaped Area 51.

I contacted the mother ship and they’re gonna come and pick me up. So, I’m going to stay in the woods.

Stay low and keep myself out of trouble.

I don’t want to be sent back to Area 51. That was a bad place. If I still had my own ship, I’d set that place aflame.


No one told me that people camp in these woods.

People who roast marshmallows.


marshmallows and chocolate and graham crackers.




I may have tried to steal one from a camper.

The camper may have freaked out. And called the army and the navy and the marines and the FBI and…


I’m back in Area 51.

I will get out of here yet.



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