All right! Today’s the day I escape and stay escaped.
Okay, let’s see. I have fifteen white shoelaces, a bunch of wires I found inside a tv set, forty-nine shiny candy wrappers, sixty-five pieces of sugarfree gum, one dozen chicken eggs, a bowl of sparkling rice candy, and a tofu proton pack.
I am going to create a transporter from scratch and escape this Area 51.
Well. I created the transporter without any problems, but I may have forgotten a small detail.
Unfortunately, I can’t recall what.
The device transported itself to points unknown.
And I’m still here.
Back to the drawing board.
I will get out of here yet.