Cousin Twice Removed

We tried to have cousin Henry removed from the family.

We tried twice, but it refused to stick. He just kept coming back.

So, we hired a professional. He swore that his methods were fail-proof.

We believed him.

We trusted him and his methods. Why wouldn’t we? He was a professional.

And so he did it.

He got the job done.

He removed cousin Henry from the family.

We all smiled and thanked him profusely.

He smiled and declared, “That’s what I do.”

He left.

And cousin Henry came back.


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