We tried to have cousin Henry removed from the family.
We tried twice, but it refused to stick. He just kept coming back.
So, we hired a professional. He swore that his methods were fail-proof.
We believed him.
We trusted him and his methods. Why wouldn’t we? He was a professional.
And so he did it.
He got the job done.
He removed cousin Henry from the family.
We all smiled and thanked him profusely.
He smiled and declared, “That’s what I do.”
And cousin Henry came back.